Gifts under the Christmas tree: 7 ways to spoil New Year's sex

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Gifts under the Christmas tree: 7 ways to spoil New Year's sex

Get drunk
From a glass of wine, your desire will only get sharper, but if you or he gets carried away, then the case can take a nasty turn. Well, not so bad, from the absence of sex no one has died yet,
but your plans will be violated. In English, there is even a special expression for this - whiskey dick (whiskey member). Remember: when your boyfriend exceeds a certain dose of alcohol, his liver does not cope with the toxins contained in drinks, and they get into other parts of the body, including his penis.

Celebrate with him or your parents
You've probably heard a million times that the New Year is a family holiday. If your parents each year follow good tradition and literally twist your arms, forcing your mom, dad, grandmother, and uncle from Surgut to make a company, know that with sex, in this case, it is unlikely that something will burn out. Even if you manage to get home until the morning and not spend the night in your old nursery, this evening will still be marked by the sign of “anti-sex”.

In general, it's up to you. Uncle from Surgut will not go anywhere, but sex for the chiming clock happens only once a year.

Overeat
This item logically follows from the previous two. A portion of Olivier salad in company with fried goose is not a bad company, but the bird will not make friends with sex. We, of course, do not advise you to chew on a leaf of lettuce all evening, just hold back your break. On a full stomach is not so easy to be a passionate tigress, but the sleepy cat - easily.

Arrange disassembly
For some reason, the most epic quarrels of the year occur in the New Year. It’s as if all the emotions that you have held back for the previous 365 days, all the insult, anger and jealousy hold hands and jump out exactly a few minutes before the beginning of the Blue Light. The advice may sound like an idiot, but try to avoid it. If you still have unresolved issues, deal with them before joining the new year.

Do hair removal the day before
At first, it may seem like a good idea to you - this night you want to be perfect in everything, but if you tightened up with beauty procedures and decided to do a manicure, pedicure, mask, and epilation on December 31, then ... Put off the epilation! Whatever it is - wax or sugaring - it will remind you of yourself at the most inopportune moment, and the romantic evening will turn into a short torture. Short, because immediately after he puts his hand into your panties, it's over.

Forget the goose in the oven
Before you decide to tear off your clothes and have sex right on the kitchen table, make sure that all kitchen appliances are turned off and the goose is not languishing in the oven. If there is anything that can cool your ardor, it is a bird that has decayed to embers and an empty stomach.

Have sex with a stranger
New Year often brings together: on the eve of holidays, people without a partner feel loneliness more acutely than on ordinary days. That is why you can easily succumb to the entreaties of a friend to make her company at the New Year's party, meet a guy there and after a few glasses agree to retire with him. In fact, there is nothing terrible in it, unless you feel pain or shame for it the next morning. It is better to tell a friend before the party: "I am not going to have sex with anyone at this party, so if I drink too much and you notice that I am behaving strangely, make me go home."