Tuesday, December 18, 2018

The weirdest things stuck inside

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The weirdest things stuck inside


Sex toy stuck for 10 years

Doctors have repeatedly encountered different types of sex toys, which are randomly lost in the depths of people who are too much involved in masturbation. But they saw this for the first time: in the vagina of a 38-year-old tartan, a dildo was missing, which was lost ten years ago.




The patient complained of weight loss, catatonia, tremor, and fainting. The medical staff of the Aberdeen Royal Clinic convinced the woman to tell about her intimate life, and it turned out that 10 years ago her partner persuaded her to use a sex device. Both partners were very drunk, so they probably just did not notice the loss ...



The woman was diagnosed with vesicovaginal fistula, that is, a hole was found between her urogenital tract and the vagina. Because of the stuck toy, urine was collected in the kidneys and caused these symptoms.



Boiled egg in the anus

The egg was found in a 56-year-old woman from Iran and, as it turned out, had nothing to do with sex games. Dr. Mahammad Tagi Niknejad commented on this case from his practice as follows: “Some village women used an egg, thrusting it into the anus to cure a number of diseases. They do not have permanent access to medical care, so they use the means that their grandmothers advised them to. ”



Keys to handcuffs

Some couples are actively involved in sexual role-playing games, where they depict a policeman and a detainee. A Canadian couple imagined a horny dragon kidnapping a beautiful princess, handcuffing her ... and hiding her keys in the most secret place of her body.



Doctors removed the keys that were in close proximity to the cervix but warned the victim that such "playfulness" could lead to disastrous consequences, including surgery because the threat was not only possible infections but also damage to the vaginal wall.



Mobile phone swab

Well, it was not such an accident. A woman in Romania was arrested for stealing a phone from a lady in a restaurant. She pulled it off the table, went to the toilet room and just tucked her cell phone into her, like a tampon.



The lady announced the loss, almost immediately the police arrived and ... called him. Ready to argue, this was the most unusual call in their lives. In general, the phone was removed with the help of doctors. True, the victim for some reason did not want to take him back.



"Magic Dust"

A couple from California decided to literally sweeten their lives, including sexual life. For these purposes, they used sweetness, produced in the form of a powder, which, if put on the tongue, will “explode”, slightly pinching.



The woman simply “fell asleep” in a treat in the hope that her vagina would be as nice as her tongue. But something went wrong. Instead of feeling a slight tingling sensation, she felt an itch and a burning sensation. Having gone to the doctor, the woman was forced to undergo several unpleasant cleansing procedures. According to the doctor, the chemical composition of candies is completely unsuitable for vaginal mucous membranes and can cause infections, including candidiasis.



Broom handle

It was found inside a man and caused the death of the unfortunate. The man used a broomstick for masturbation: a lover of original caresses climbed onto a stepladder and sat down on the handle, plunging it into himself as deep as he could. Unfortunately, one day something went wrong. The ladder collapsed, and the man was impaled on a broom, like a bug on a needle.



Unfortunately, she passed through him, damaging her liver and pancreas and getting to her heart.

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