8 New Year promises that you will never fulfill

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 8 New Year promises that you will never fulfill

Throw harm to health

On New Year's Eve, you solemnly promise yourself not to drink or smoke anymore, and then drink to the chiming clock, light a cigarette and realize that New Year's Eve is the best night of the year, yeah. What is the point to stop doing what makes you happy? You can just do it less often, well, if you are nevertheless sure that this directly hurts you a lot.

Quit eating at night

You do not find that it is somewhat strange - to promise that you will never and never eat anything at night, but at the same time wait for midnight so that you can safely eat at last?

Start going to the gym regularly

The worst time for this promise to come up is impossible, of course. What gym is on vacation? In the holidays is supposed to have fun! And after the holidays, it will take two weeks to recover, and February is already there. In February, those who did not hibernate, become depressed, which, as is well known, is incompatible with sports. And then everything. Then spring. To lose weight by the summer is too late, so what's the point, huh?

By the way, you need to lose weight

Yes, yes, you’ll start right after the New Year, only you will finish the Olivier and start it right away. Isn't that funny? That's the same thing. Better promise yourself that during the holidays you will have everything you want in any quantities. You will still do it, but at least you will manage without remorse.

Stop remembering the former

Firstly, it is bad for your mental state, secondly, it prevents you from starting a new, healthy relationship, and thirdly, it just spoils your mood. But you know perfectly well that you will still remember him so that in the new year you will have “fourth”: fourthly, you will scold yourself for not being able to forget it. Better promise yourself to remember it every day. And even better - every day to check his profiles in social networks. For Valentine's Day, he will be so sick of you that you will ban it yourself. Unless, of course, you remember about him at all.

Stop wasting money

Read: stop enjoying life. What kind of life is it at all, if you can't just take and buy yourself a pink tutu skirt that you will never wear? Not life, but some kind of stagnation.

Do self-development

To learn one more foreign language at last, or else everything is around polyglots, you alone, like a savage one, can be explained with gestures. We still need to read more, of course, and a master at least half of the list of “100,500 books that everyone should read,” view all the “100 films not for everyone,” understand nothing and earn an excellent inferiority complex. Let us tell you a secret: those who post on their pages these lists of books and pictures with the correct writing of hieroglyphs do not do this because they really read it and learn Chinese. You can also clever something and calm down. Because no nerves are enough for this. Especially in the movie "not for everyone." Brrrr.

Start getting up at 5 am

We have only one question: why ?!