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- For the first time to see a real, lively undressed woman in all details. Every young man is preparing for this moment. He can browse porn magazines and watch everything, anything, on the Internet. She can ask the “older boys” (yeah, and they will lie with three boxes about their non-existent bedding and only more confused). But for the first time, when you actually see how everything is arranged there, all the preparations go through the forest. It's like looking at the views of Baikal in the pictures - and then really there to be.
- Well, you all know - this mysterious erection, which behaves as he wants. It may appear when they do not ask, and when they ask - the abyss. This has happened to the best of us at least once in our lives. But this thought does not console anyone - it still becomes awkward.
- Trying to act as if you really know where this clitoris is. Yes, we have already learned through numerous publications that stimulation of the clitoris is important, but who would know how to get to it. In words, everything is clear, but how it comes down to it ... Well, when a partner simply takes your hand and shows it. But often we either fumble around awkwardly while you politely simulate an orgasm, or just give up.
- Continue doing your own thing until your leg cramps. The pain is hellish, but we don’t want to look weak and stop, so that we can get enough to dig and go over the bed.
- Not able to wear condoms. What's so surprising about that? Once we all learned to tie shoelaces, put on underpants not backwards and put our hands in our sleeves, and it didn't work out right away. The first putting on a condom is no exception. So, those who have not practiced in advance can be confused in front of this rubber circle in the foil box and not know what to do with the end of the button.
- When parents catch you with a girl or masturbation. That is why people go to the monastery: they just did not survive the shame))
- Accidentally in the midst of sex get a knee in the groin. It is as if a puppy has grabbed you or you have burned yourself with a hot cutlet: it is painful and offensive to get a blow from the side from which you did not expect a dirty trick.
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